onejump: (Confused)
Aladdin علاء الدين ([personal profile] onejump) wrote2013-09-05 12:03 pm

First Night: A Whole New Whole New World?

[Action- Locked to Beast and Belle]

[The bed seems off somehow. It's dark, but somehow the feel of it is off.

His hand stretches out and brushes against something furry. Abu must have fallen asleep on his bed again. He quickly pulls his hand back to avoid waking him, then pushes himself up off the bed. This is definitely not his bed.

He tries to crawl out of the bed... and his hand hits warm fur. A lot of it. Attached to something... big.

Very, very big.

So, he, being the stalwart hero he is, does what any brave, calm, resolute hero does. He yelps and jumps out of that bed like it was on fire.]

[Action]

[Later in the day, Aladdin can be found wandering around the village, staring in awe at everything he finds and generally looking as much like a new feather as one possibly can. Feel free to chat, or if you're feeling more malicious, feel free to test your deviousness.

Alternatively, there is a certain tiny thieving monkey running around, and Aladdin hasn't been united with him juuuuust yet. He may or may not grab anything shiny.]

all7seas: (ARGH!)

action

[personal profile] all7seas 2013-09-06 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
"MONKEY!"

Yes -- a certain thieving monkey just stole Jack Sparrow's beloved hat. And a certain Jack Sparrow is certainly not happy about that.
all7seas: (cruel is a matter of perspective)

/FORCES PROSE ON YOU

[personal profile] all7seas 2013-09-06 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
"GESUNDHEIT!"

That is hatless pirate language for GET OUT OF MY WAY, LAD. MONKEY.
all7seas: (hurry boy it's waiting there for you)

/ALWAYS WINS

[personal profile] all7seas 2013-09-06 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
"MONKEYMONKEYMONKEYMONKEYMONKEY!"

When Jack chases monkeys, he chases monkeys. He's prepared to climb trees, dive under wheelbarrows, wade through fountains, run along the railing of a bridge -- anything to get ahold of that monkey and GET HIS HAT BACK.

He is mostly ignoring Aladdin at this point.
all7seas: (settling scores)

: |

[personal profile] all7seas 2013-09-06 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
"You know this monkey?!"
all7seas: (wash my hands of this weirdness)

[personal profile] all7seas 2013-09-09 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
There's a snort at that. "YOU. You are going to climb after him?"
all7seas: (ANGERPANTS!)

[personal profile] all7seas 2013-09-16 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
"You've got to name him something he listens to, lad!" How infuriating! He'd held his breath and watched and JUST at the moment of triumph, triumph escaped. "He's going to get monkey-poo all over me tricorn! I'm just going to have to shoot him, is all!"
all7seas: (crackshot)

[personal profile] all7seas 2013-09-17 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
It was too late, Aladdin. Jack was already cocking his pistol and taking aim at the wretched runaway creature.

"Sorry. I want to hurt him very much."
all7seas: (battle)

When Yon's alarmed, he switches to HTML-y stuff.

[personal profile] all7seas 2013-09-17 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Oi! Leggo! Leggo my gun, guttersnipe!"

Jack tries to wrestle right back. Wrestling is REALLY not his thing, what with the weird close contact and touching and all, but there is really no choice here. It's his gun and there's a monkey to shoot.
all7seas: (everyone has their own El Guapo)

OH STAHP

[personal profile] all7seas 2013-09-17 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
"MONKEY ON MY LEG. MONKEY. On. My. LEG. GERROFF GERROFF GERROOOOOOFFITBUGGER!"

And then much leg shaking and stomping commenced, which was a handy distraction from the wrestling.
all7seas: (FIRE!)

[personal profile] all7seas 2013-09-18 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"BUGGER! Do you want to kill us BOTH, you daft gannet?!" NOW Jack's struggle was to try to get the gun away from Aladdin while simultaneously shaking Abu off his back. It would not be easy.
all7seas: (freakdown like James Brown)

[personal profile] all7seas 2013-09-19 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"I HATE MONKEYS!" Jack, meanwhile, is just going to discharge his gun into the air. Better they struggle with an empty gun than a loaded one.
all7seas: (savvy?)

[personal profile] all7seas 2013-09-22 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"A gunshot." Well. It was actually rather gratifying to see them on their butts. He's going to enjoy that for whatever it's worth and for however long it lasts.

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